Things I've Done You Maybe Haven't

[firstfrost]

(this one has been fun both to read and try to invent, which is rare for memes)

I have:

1. knitted a cobweb lace tablecloth
2. debugged the LaTeX error message "gobble gobble gobble"
3. bought a wedding dress over the web, without seeing or trying on.
4. forged a Key to Hell (two, actually)
5. been an officer of a student activity for twice as long as I was a student.
6. asked a police officer to show me a *second* form of identification because the first wasn't good enough.
7. played the cello solo in a performance, without a cello
8. invented a word now in the Urban Dictionary (well, okay, anyone can put words there, but I didn't put mine in).
9. accidentally set the carpet on fire
10. been hospitalized with a Mysterious and Unidentifiable Disease for two weeks. (identified after that point)