firstfrost | Things I've Done You Maybe Haven't

(this one has been fun both to read and try to invent, which is rare for memes)

I have:

knitted a cobweb lace tablecloth
debugged the LaTeX error message "gobble gobble gobble"
~~bought a wedding dress over the web, without seeing or trying on.~~
~~forged a Key to Hell (two, actually)~~
been an officer of a student activity for twice as long as I was a student.
asked a police officer to show me a *second* form of identification because the first wasn't good enough.
played the cello solo in a performance, without a cello
invented a word now in the Urban Dictionary (well, okay, anyone can put words there, but I didn't put mine in).
accidentally set the carpet on fire
been hospitalized with a Mysterious and Unidentifiable Disease for two weeks. (identified after that point)