genuinely blackly hilarious
Feb. 15th, 2026 08:40 amLarge language models such as ChatGPT come with filters to keep certain info from getting out. A new mathematical argument shows that systems like this can never be completely safe. [Quanta, 2025]
A practical illustration of how to exploit this gap came in a paper [arxiv.org] posted in October. The researchers had been thinking about ways to sneak a malicious prompt past the filter by hiding the prompt in a puzzle. In theory, if they came up with a puzzle that the large language model could decode but the filter could not, then the filter would pass the hidden prompt straight through to the model.
They eventually arrived at a simple puzzle called a substitution cipher, which replaces each letter in a message with another according to a certain code. (As a simple example, if you replace each letter in “bomb” with the next letter in the alphabet, you’ll get “cpnc.”) They then instructed the model to decode the prompt (think “Switch each letter with the one before it”) and then respond to the decoded message.
The filters on LLMs like Google Gemini, DeepSeek and Grok weren’t powerful enough to decode these instructions on their own. And so they passed the prompts to the models, which performed the instructions and returned the forbidden information. The researchers called this style of attack controlled-release prompting.
Sorry, this is genuinely funny in a black humor way. Prompt injection attack via substitution cipher. Shinjo help us if anyone ever uses Pig Latin or Opish.
There's no scheduled posting days; whenever you finish, feel free to post the bragging rights on Tumblr or Dreamwidth with this specific form for your fanworks. It allows you bragging rights for finishing your fic/art, and also links to the location of your fic (it should be up somewhere like AO3/FF.net/your personal Tumblr under a tag/any other fic or journal community) in its completion*. We also have an AO3 collection for this round where you can post the AO3 postings of your fic and art to.
These are the bragging rights form for the 2026 WIP Big Bang International Fanworks Day Mini Bang (don't worry about tagging posts on your Dreamwidth post if you post here; we will use a system we've determined):
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Feel free to celebrate finishing your works, and don't be modest! Shout it to the world! We all come from so many fandoms, but we all came together to finish our shit, and that's something to shed a proud tear over.
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And the birds flew right by and the earth made them sing
Feb. 14th, 2026 11:53 pmgarden in Portland
Feb. 14th, 2026 08:26 pmIt's all quite charming - you can see a video tour at the above link - and the guided tour was informative. There's also a gift shop at which I bought a pair of golden butterfly earrings as a Valentine's present for B., which is why I am writing about it today.
*Meanwhile, artisans from Portland built a rose garden in Suzhou.
Doing Taxes on Valentine's Day
Feb. 14th, 2026 06:02 pm
In fact most of the past several years I've not only been working on Valentine's Day, I've been traveling for work. My company's sales kickoff (SKO) is usually the week of Valentine's Day. See also this card from my boss several years ago: Valentine's Day Is A Fake Holiday Anyway. This year SKO finished a few days before Valentine's Day And Valentine's Day is on a Saturday, anyway.
Working on V-Day, as people commonly called it nowadays, never really bothered me anyway. It really isn't a holiday. And the way it's treated like such a major one nowadays bemuses me. I mean, I'm Bah, Humbug! about Christmas. You can bet I'm all Bah, Humbug! about this made-up Hallmark holiday. ...Except it's not even just Hallmark and candy makers anymore. It's florists and jewelers and restaurants and god knows what else. And stores started filling whole aisles with V-Day themed shit the day after Christmas. Bah, Humbug!

Perhaps in protest over the obnoxious over-promotion of V-Day I'm doing one of the least Valentine-y things I can think of today: I'm working on my taxes.
I put in a solid 3 hours on it this afternoon. I think I'm only about 30% done. And that's after doing some prep work weeks ago. Plus the prep work I start over a year in advance.
Will I come back after dinner for another tax session? Possibly, but unlikely. Most likely I'll pick it back up on Monday, when I don't have work since it's an actual holiday, Presidents' Day.
A hundred small bicycling indignities [bicycling]
Feb. 14th, 2026 04:46 pmAnyway, we had that large snowstorm, back on January 25-26. Enough time had passed since the previous time the city had experienced more than a foot of snow, that people forgot everything involved in dealing with more than a foot of snow falling at once, and there has been a lot of haphazard chaos as a result. A friend of mine who is involved in advocacy for walkability, for instance, noted that it took a really long time for sidewalks and crosswalks to get cleared (full week and change); to add insult to injury, over the process of trying to clear things, the City announced it was going to be staging piles of snow temporarily in crosswalks. In the meantime, the City's efforts to declare a Snow Emergency to get people to move their cars didn't go as well as planned, and they wound up having to tow more vehicles than ever before (over 300!), meaning snow-clearing efforts even for motor vehicles were totally hampered.
As a result, many of the bike lanes that I use during better weather are still completely given over to car parking right now, because people parking their cars on the street prefer to be able to open and exit through the passenger side, and they can't do that if they park right next to the curb full of snowbank.
In the midst of it all, on a couple of mornings I have packed my avalanche shovel along with me, so I could clear out a couple of strategic spots: most especially, the post I lock my bike to in front of a coffeeshop, and a crosswalk that I know a lot of people use (myself included) but that no one appeared to want to take responsibility for, based on how it remained full of snow for a solid week after the storm. I actually worked on clearing that crosswalk on two separate mornings, because after my first clearing it became apparent that the path needed to be at least wide enough for two people traveling in opposite directions to pass each other, not just wide enough for one person.
Anyway, I've been using that shoveled-out bike parking spot very regularly ever since, whenever we head over for coffee after rowing practice. Every time, I thank myself for that particular round of shoveling. It's far more convenient than trying to lock up to one of the bike share racks, which really aren't set up well for conventional bike parking, possibly by design. See, e.g.:

Anyway, this morning while we were drinking coffee, and while my bike was parked in that spot, someone came along again and decided to rummage through my bike basket again, only this time they didn't actually take anything, they just pulled out my cable and smelly old running shoes. At least this time I have an idea of who the person was, because I had half an eye on the sidewalk from my vantage point inside the coffeeshop. Still, ugh, leave my bike alone (small-city problems; default bike security protocols would look different in NYC).
So that all just means it's probably time to just go ahead and commit to a different bike basket management system. I am thinking about designing something that can be more easily attached to and completely removed from the front rack, so I can swap in or out one of several different options, instead of always having the basket. But this is a pretty substantial change to make, so it may take a while to get that all figured out.
After coffee with my rowing teammates, I went to the grocery co-op. Last Saturday I was a little dismayed to see that although the parking stalls and walkways around the co-op had been promptly cleared, the bike parking wasn't.
It was even more dismaying to see that nothing had changed a week later, except evidence of other people also using the one end spot I tromped over to through the snow.

I realize this might not look like much, and indeed, this entire rack is far more accessible than the other bike parking rack which has all of the snow shoveled out from elsewhere piled directly on top of it, up to the tops of the hoops.
But there was also that clear evidence that I haven't been the only person continuing to ride my bike to the co-op to get groceries. And this is a co-op where there's frequent conversation about the limited car parking in the parking lot, so presumably there's incentive to try and get people to travel to the co-op via other means whenever possible. That just makes it feel even worse to get overlooked, while knowing it is really a lot to do all this snow shoveling.
I was kind of tired and preoccupied with getting groceries, so I also really didn't feel like marching over to the Customer Service Desk to talk to someone about it all. At this point most likely what will happen is I will pack along the avalanche shovel for the next grocery shopping trip, because at this point I'm pretty sure that snow will still be there next week when I go back again.
So yeah, I'm ready for spring, why do you ask?
A few things
Feb. 15th, 2026 11:14 am- My second finished & posted fic of the year, another late
fandomtrees gift, is Guardian:Title: Emergency Contact (6050 words) by china_shop [Teen and Up]
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
Relationships: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, (For one of them), Mild Hurt/Comfort, Zhao Xinci's A+ parenting, Inexperienced Zhao Yunlan, Internalized Homophobia, Feelings about being closeted, Non-Linear Narrative
Summary:
Zhao Yunlan lists Shen Wei as his emergency contact. The fact they've never met is but a minor detail. - Having a lot of fun with the smudgers. Here is my not-quite-convincing sketch of Amina from We Are Lady Parts. I did one of Zhao Yunlan, too, but while it came out okay in terms of shading, it doesn't look enough like him that I can bring myself to upload it, and my Saira and Bisma... well, it's good to practice. Baby steps.
out_there posted Noah Kahan's The Great Divide a while ago, and it's really stuck with me.
I also keep listening to Amina's cover of The Reason:- In Kdramas, I'm watching One Spring Night for its wonderful cast, but I'm in the market for something more fun (preferably light/swoony romance), if anyone has any recs.
- Milestone: as of yesterday, Andrew is self-propelling (driving again). No more driving him home in the evenings! Of course, this meant I stayed up past midnight making (slightly disappointing; needs scallions and/or garlic chives, neither of which I had) salsa. But anyway, now Andrew has independence (and I have the possibility of earlier nights). Woot!
- We're rewatching LotR after many many years. Halfway through Fellowship. Oh, this soundtrack!
For future reference: I replaced my downstairs smoke alarms yesterday.
It’s International Fanworks Day 2026!
Feb. 14th, 2026 08:57 pmFor anyone who’s missed our earlier posts, you can find all of our activities for this year’s International Fanworks Day in our “What We’re Doing For #IFD2026” post.
The OTW’s chatrooms and games session is a 30-hour party that lasts from February 14th, 21:00 UTC until February 16th, 03:00 UTC. The game times listed below are all in UTC, but you can click the links to find out how that converts to your own timezone.
The games will be hosted on our dedicated Discord server and moderated by OTW volunteers throughout the day. Every two hours you will be able to participate in a different fandom-themed game! The timetable and game descriptions are posted below; join us on Discord for the games you’d like to play!
NOTE: The games will be played and moderated in English.
Games Schedule:
February 14th
- 21:00 – 20 Questions (What time is that for me?)
- 23:00 – Storytime (What time is that for me?)
February 15th
- 01:00 – List Builder (What time is that for me?)
- 03:00 – Poetry Round Robin (What time is that for me?)
- 05:00 – 20 Questions (What time is that for me?)
- 07:00 – 5 Things (What time is that for me?)
- 09:00 – 2 Truths and a Lie (What time is that for me?)
- 11:00 – Lyrics Round Robin (What time is that for me?)
- 13:00 – List Builder (What time is that for me?)
- 15:00 – Storytime (What time is that for me?)
- 17:00 – 20 Questions (What time is that for me?)
- 19:00 – 2 Truths and a Lie (What time is that for me?)
- 21:00 – OTW Trivia (What time is that for me?)
- 23:00 – Poetry Round Robin (What time is that for me?)
February 16th
- 01:00 – 5 Things (What time is that for me?)
Game Guidelines
5 Things
How to Play: During this game, the host will name a topic and players in the room will call out examples from their favorite fandoms. This will repeat for at least 5 rounds. Be prepared to explain why your answer counts (maybe you’ll recruit someone new to your fandom!)
20 Questions
How to Play: During this game, the host will think of a person, place, or object. Players have exactly 20 yes-or-no questions they can ask the host to determine what the correct answer is.
Storytime
How to Play: The host will paste a starting sentence into the chat. Players take turns coming up with the next sentence–the host calling out whose turn it is–until everyone has gone once, and the story is complete!
List Builder
How to Play: List Builder is a collaborative game in which players work together to come up with a list of fandom characters or items belonging to a particular genre, starting with consecutive letters of the alphabet. Start at A and work your way through to Z (you can be as flexible as required on the difficult letters!)
Lyrics Round Robin
How to Play: During this game, we’ll collectively write FANDOM lyrics to replace those of a familiar song. The host will choose the song and type out an alternate first two lines. Then those in the room will write the next lines until the song is finished.
Poetry Round Robin
How to Play: During this game, we’ll collectively write FANDOM poetry! The host posts a poem as an example of a specific poetic form (like sonnet, haiku, etc.), as well as a title. The players then write one (or more) original poems of that form together, one line at a time.
OTW Trivia
How to Play: Like most trivia games, the host will ask a question and the first person to answer correctly wins that round. Because we’re online and you’re free to do searches we’re going to add another factor, which is time — you must answer within 2 minutes. But you can call out your answer as soon as you think you know. If you’re the first to have the correct answer, the host will type your name and award you a point. At the end of the game, whoever has gotten the most points will be named the winner!
Two Truths and a Lie
How to Play: The host will paste into the chat 3 statements. Because we’re online and you’re free to do searches we’re going to add another factor, which is time — you must answer within 30 seconds after the third statement!
We also want to hear from you about other celebrations taking place today. Leave us a comment here to tell us about what your fandom communities are doing!
Come to Dark Souls
Feb. 14th, 2026 09:33 pmThis is such a weird game (complimentary).
It's International Fanworks Day 2026!
Feb. 14th, 2026 08:58 pm
For anyone who’s missed our earlier posts, you can find all of our activities for this year’s International Fanworks Day in our "What We're Doing For #IFD2026" post.
The OTW’s chatrooms and games session is a 30-hour party that lasts from February 14th, 21:00 UTC until February 16th, 03:00 UTC. The game times listed below are all in UTC, but you can click the links to find out how that converts to your own timezone.
The games will be hosted on our dedicated Discord server and moderated by OTW volunteers throughout the day. Every two hours you will be able to participate in a different fandom-themed game! The timetable and game descriptions are posted below; join us on Discord for the games you’d like to play!
NOTE: The games will be played and moderated in English.
Games Schedule:
February 14th
- 21:00 - 20 Questions (What time is that for me?)
- 23:00 - Storytime (What time is that for me?)
February 15th
- 01:00 - List Builder (What time is that for me?)
- 03:00 - Poetry Round Robin (What time is that for me?)
- 05:00 - 20 Questions (What time is that for me?)
- 07:00 - 5 Things (What time is that for me?)
- 09:00 - 2 Truths and a Lie (What time is that for me?)
- 11:00 - Lyrics Round Robin (What time is that for me?)
- 13:00 - List Builder (What time is that for me?)
- 15:00 - Storytime (What time is that for me?)
- 17:00 - 20 Questions (What time is that for me?)
- 19:00 - 2 Truths and a Lie (What time is that for me?)
- 21:00 - OTW Trivia (What time is that for me?)
- 23:00 - Poetry Round Robin (What time is that for me?)
February 16th
- 01:00 - 5 Things (What time is that for me?)
Game Guidelines
5 Things
How to Play: During this game, the host will name a topic and players in the room will call out examples from their favorite fandoms. This will repeat for at least 5 rounds. Be prepared to explain why your answer counts (maybe you’ll recruit someone new to your fandom!)
20 Questions
How to Play: During this game, the host will think of a person, place, or object. Players have exactly 20 yes-or-no questions they can ask the host to determine what the correct answer is.
Storytime
How to Play: The host will paste a starting sentence into the chat. Players take turns coming up with the next sentence–the host calling out whose turn it is–until everyone has gone once, and the story is complete!
List Builder
How to Play: List Builder is a collaborative game in which players work together to come up with a list of fandom characters or items belonging to a particular genre, starting with consecutive letters of the alphabet. Start at A and work your way through to Z (you can be as flexible as required on the difficult letters!)
Lyrics Round Robin
How to Play: During this game, we’ll collectively write FANDOM lyrics to replace those of a familiar song. The host will choose the song and type out an alternate first two lines. Then those in the room will write the next lines until the song is finished.
Poetry Round Robin
How to Play: During this game, we’ll collectively write FANDOM poetry! The host posts a poem as an example of a specific poetic form (like sonnet, haiku, etc.), as well as a title. The players then write one (or more) original poems of that form together, one line at a time.
OTW Trivia
How to Play: Like most trivia games, the host will ask a question and the first person to answer correctly wins that round. Because we’re online and you’re free to do searches we’re going to add another factor, which is time — you must answer within 2 minutes. But you can call out your answer as soon as you think you know. If you’re the first to have the correct answer, the host will type your name and award you a point. At the end of the game, whoever has gotten the most points will be named the winner!
Two Truths and a Lie
How to Play: The host will paste into the chat 3 statements. Because we’re online and you’re free to do searches we’re going to add another factor, which is time — you must answer within 30 seconds after the third statement!
We also want to hear from you about other celebrations taking place today. Leave us a comment here to tell us about what your fandom communities are doing!
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*Horse* by Pulitzer winner Geraldine Brooks
Feb. 14th, 2026 04:02 pmDiscussion prompts
- This book mixes horse racing, racism of the 1850s and 2022, art history, and Smithsonian backstage life. Did the mixture work for you? Did you have a strong preference for some parts of the story versus others?
- What did you think of the different narrative viewpoints (1850s groom/trainer, 1850s artist/writer, 2022 art historian, 2022 lab-runner / bone articulator, 1950s art collector, others)? Were all the voices convincing?
- What did you think of the parallels in the relationships between Jarret and Mary, and Theo and Jess?
- Have you read anything else by Geraldine Brooks? How did this compare?
- What did you think of the endings for the various characters/timelines?
References and other discussion guides (dozens more discussion prompts)
US Politics: Be Trans Kids' Valentine - Public comments on gender-affirmation bans
Feb. 14th, 2026 03:54 pmETA: If we share a fandom, I will write for you if you make a public comment on this subject. If you make two, I will write for you twice!
See this post for details.
Crossword acceptance! DDR! Bad and good moods. We have everything this week.
Feb. 14th, 2026 02:17 pmVaguely related: Singing Carrots looks like a lot of fun. Gamified vocal training? It really looks like something I envisioned when I first did the singing for Rock Band.
- Vigilance continues: I did indeed draw up a little graph of how my income works these days, or will start working soon, and somehow noticed that my automatic COBRA payments had increased in January without any notice that I can remember (though I must once have noticed that they vary by calendar year). So I had to pass along half that cost to the poor bug. Also Adobe is charging me for something monthly? And like, why? And like, don't.
- Futher vigilance: started weighing myself every day, mostly to see whether I can actually do that without forming any unhealthy behavior around it. What have I learned so far? Well, the day I ate a bunch of salt, I was 1lb heavier the next morning, and back to normal the day after that. Also, pooping is an effective and quick weight-loss technique.
- Reading someone's sewing tutorial, and she wrote "I hope you will pick a simple shape with not too many sharp corners, if you are a beginner." That's so kind, compared to the usual "I'd recommend" that you'd have seen in most American tutorials.
- The Olympics are so brutal. I woke up a few mornings ago to read about Lindsay Vonn's catastrophic fall in Alpine skiing, and today to read about Ilia "The Quad God" Malanin folding under pressure. He's calm in his interviews, and discusses a feeling of losing time during physical motions that I understand all too well.
- Understanding something better: I had a little breakthrough on understanding a circus move, and that circus move is a press. This would take a lot of words to describe properly, but, improperly: pressing into a forearm stand, from a forearm backbend. Feet up on a surface because I'm not THAT bendy. And it suddenly made sense to me that I could hold a shape with my body/legs, shift my shoulders enough to hover the shape, and then roll the unchanging shape as my shoulders came back to a more sustainable position. So I suddenly did three in a row, without cramping up my hamstrings like usual. It's on video and you can clearly see how the second rep is way smoother and looks easier than the first. It was only later that I realized all these same words, especially about rolling and staying rounded, are the ones my coaches use for a forward handstand press. The shape looks pretty different but the idea -- at least the way Spring teaches it -- is the same. Whoa.
- Finished watching Season 1 of The Leftovers (TV show), as well as finishing the book, which I'd started reading in order to better understand the show. Then we looked at the summaries/blurbs for the next two seasons, and... nah. It seems to go in weird directions I'm not going to follow. I like the idea of picking up a story a few years after some world-shaking event, but When We Were Real does it better and without falling into misery porn.
And let me not forget! On Wednesday I got an acceptance letter from a crossword I submitted to NYT Games! Gonna be published, baby. And yes, I am very happy about that. :D
Melt: Original: Baking: Melting Moments
Feb. 14th, 2026 06:37 pmFandom: Original
Rating: G
Length: 7 photos
Summary: I baked 24 melting moments
Going Home a Day(ish) Early. Beautiful New SAN.
Feb. 14th, 2026 07:55 amBack home · Thu, 12 Feb 2026. 9pm.
I left SKO early today. No, I don't just mean I snuck out before the last session of the day, which wasn't relevant to me anyway— not that any of this is relevant to me anymore. I also left a day early. No, tomorrow's not another seminar day. Today's the end of the program. But we were all asked to book flights home tomorrow morning, not today. I changed my flight late last night to leave this evening, a 6:40pm departure, instead of Friday morning.
I should have made that change a week ago. It would've been cheaper. As it was it cost the company $215 to change. A week ago it would've cost just $106. And the company could've save the last night of hotel cost. I held onto my plan of leaving Friday as long as I did because they asked me to. 99% of the reason for that, I am sure, was to stop people from booking 5pm or even 3pm departures today and then melting away at lunchtime, wrecking the second half of today's program. Of course, at least three people conspicuously did book 2-3pm departures and leave at lunch. But the idea was also that we'd have a group dinner tonight. And that's what I decided last night IDGAF about.
Flying to/from San Diego is a more pleasant experience than it used to be. SAN T1 has been rebuilt, with the new T1 opening late last year. The new T1 is beautiful. (At least on the inside.) And it's spacious.

The old T1 had most of its gates crammed in a rotunda we frequent flyers affectionately called The Wheel of Death. The rotunda was a great idea... 58 years ago. The last time it was still a good idea was... maybe back in the 1980s... or whenever passenger traffic was 1/4 of what it is today.
Despite the spacious new T1 there are some things that don't change....

Yup, my flight home on Southwest was late. We were about 30 minutes late on departure. We landed only 10 minutes late, though, because airlines pad their flight schedules expecting delays. Do the math.... Southwest expected this flight to have a 20 minute delay.
I got home this evening at 8:40pm. On the one hand that's not hugely different from getting home tomorrow at 11:40am. I mean, it's not even a full day. But it is a full night. I'm glad I'm home to sleep in my own bed tonight, next to my spouse, instead of sleeping yet-another night in a soulless hotel room after a dull drinking party with colleagues I soon will never see or even work with again.
Mass Effect: Andromeda: Fanfiction: Ice Melts
Feb. 14th, 2026 10:10 amFandom: Mass Effect: Andromeda
Rating: G
Length: 75 words
Summary: 3 sentence fic. The Andromeda Initiative encounters another obstacle.
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