Trivia Question

[firstfrost]

Without looking it up, what product do you guess has this slogan?

"For the protection you need to get things done."

Comments

[marcusmarcusrc.livejournal.com]

Tampons are the first thing that come to mind. But maybe that's just because several people on my livejournal have posted about those in the past week. Because as a male that _shouldn't_ be my first thought. I should be thinking safety glasses. Or lab gloves. Or super-grip tires. Or perhaps a custom fitted superhero suit made of unobtainium.

[arcanology.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I've been sent by the International Association of Males to ask you to turn in your membership card, medals, and 30 years of service watch.

[chenoameg.livejournal.com]

Guys get a watch? We just get earrings.

[greenlily.livejournal.com]

Some kind of antiperspirant.

[marcusmarcusrc.livejournal.com]

Oh. That _should_ have been my first guess.

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

Since I doubt it's for a condom (!!?!), I'm going to say an anti-virus software program.

Though anti-perspirant seems fairly likely.

[seborn.livejournal.com]

I think it's a deodorant.

[astra-nomer.livejournal.com]

marcusmarcusrc stole my first guess. My second guess would be insurance.

[remcat.livejournal.com]

First thoughts: sunscreen, adult diapers, work gloves

[arcanology.livejournal.com]

I feel like I've seen it for symantec or norton, one or the other of those monolithic do a bad job protecting your crappy windows box products.

[treptoplax.livejournal.com]

Insurance?

[treptoplax.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was already mentioned. Futures Contracts, then!

[mijven.livejournal.com]

Sunscreen?

[countertorque.livejournal.com]

Firearms, Fences, Political Candidates

[kirisutogomen.livejournal.com]

I do like political candidates, especially if they're offering to act as human mud flaps, for the protection I need to get things done.

[kirisutogomen.livejournal.com]

Viagra?
Pasteurized egg substitute?
Ethernet cable?
Pickup trucks?
Toothpaste?
Socks?

[kirisutogomen.livejournal.com]

Hey, you renamed your journal! It used to be Truths and now it's Qualified Perceptions.

[firstfrost.livejournal.com]

I decided Qualified Perceptions was a more accurate description, and if I was going to name the thing in Tinooranthi, it really ought to be accurate. :)

[dpolicar]

since the game seems to be you can't second someone else's guess, I'll say painkillers, although my preferred guess is in fact deodorant.

[chenoameg.livejournal.com]

Deoderant.

[nuclearpolymer.livejournal.com]

Ninjas for hire?

[dcltdw]

I'd guess a maker of safety gloves. If I need to be more specific, I'll say a manufacturer of nitrile gloves.

[fredrickegerman.livejournal.com]

Everyone took my answers, so I looked it up. Gosh.

And you now outrank them in Google.

[firstfrost.livejournal.com]

And you now outrank them in Google.

Okay, that's even more wrong.