Two Points of Betrayal

[firstfrost]

• Here, Dunkin' Donuts "regular coffee" means "with cream and sugar". This is apparently a regionalism, which my parents were unfamiliar with.
• I am not supposed to feed poisonous ice cream (for example, Pad Thai flavored ice cream) to harrock without telling him what it is first.

Comments

[dpolicar]

Yeah, I discovered this when I was a freshman.
In my previous life, "regular" meant black.
Also, Dunkin' Donutses didn't close at night in my previous life.
This was among the noteworthy adjustments I had to make to college.