Two Points of Betrayal

[firstfrost]

• Here, Dunkin' Donuts "regular coffee" means "with cream and sugar". This is apparently a regionalism, which my parents were unfamiliar with.
• I am not supposed to feed poisonous ice cream (for example, Pad Thai flavored ice cream) to harrock without telling him what it is first.

Comments

Ontario Tim Hortonism

[ice-hesitant.livejournal.com]

I used to work at a Tim Hortons.

Black - just coffee
Regular - 1 cream, 1 sugar
Double-Double - 2 cream, 2 sugar
Triple-Triple - 3 cream, 3 sugar
4x4 - 4 cream, 4 sugar

Regular with Milk - 1 milk, 1 sugar

A decent chunk of people just listed the ingredients instead of using short forms.

And sizes are Small, Medium, Large, and XLarge. The dosages of the additives go up proportionally.