Two Points of Betrayal

[firstfrost]

• Here, Dunkin' Donuts "regular coffee" means "with cream and sugar". This is apparently a regionalism, which my parents were unfamiliar with.
• I am not supposed to feed poisonous ice cream (for example, Pad Thai flavored ice cream) to harrock without telling him what it is first.

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[firstfrost.livejournal.com]

(Worse, though, is discovering on a just-before-closing wendy's drivethrough run that through a remote microphone, "ice tea" and "Hi-C" are confusable...)

I've read this three times now and each time it makes me giggle out loud. :)