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firstfrost(No, this has nothing to do with any bachelor parties...)
At the airport in Minneapolis, my dear husband heads off to the coffee stand in order to buy a Decadent Frozen Coffee Drink. I ask him to get me a Decadent Hot Coffee Drink. He returns, with some sort of vaguely coffee-themed oreo milkshake for himself, and, for me: a "Depth Charge", that is, a large black coffee with a shot of espresso in it. This wasn't quite what I had in mind for "decadent", and I don't even drink coffee without cream and sugar in it. But he says the name was cool.
Thus: Men only think about one thing, and that's BLOWING STUFF UP.
(Still, it provided me a good five minutes of teasing at the time, and makes a far better story than any normal decadent coffee drink would have, so on the whole I think I win.)
At the airport in Minneapolis, my dear husband heads off to the coffee stand in order to buy a Decadent Frozen Coffee Drink. I ask him to get me a Decadent Hot Coffee Drink. He returns, with some sort of vaguely coffee-themed oreo milkshake for himself, and, for me: a "Depth Charge", that is, a large black coffee with a shot of espresso in it. This wasn't quite what I had in mind for "decadent", and I don't even drink coffee without cream and sugar in it. But he says the name was cool.
Thus: Men only think about one thing, and that's BLOWING STUFF UP.
(Still, it provided me a good five minutes of teasing at the time, and makes a far better story than any normal decadent coffee drink would have, so on the whole I think I win.)
Re: no, no...
Date: 2005-04-13 12:44 pm (UTC)What the devil is the third?!? :)
Re: no, no...
Date: 2005-04-25 01:27 pm (UTC)"I represent the everyman, who toils through life everyday with three things in mind: Where can I get a beer, Where can I see some boob(s), and of course..."
Here, The Laymen goes a little off topic, discussing whether a Wendy's Frosty is or is not a pudding. But, I think he really meant to say, "where can I blow some stuff up?"